Gerbil vest.
How Many Condoms at Once?
Some of you may have heard of the practice of “double bagging” – wearing two condoms during sex for extra protection (something not recommended by most condom manufacturers) . Taking this idea to its ultimate extreme, we set out to answer the question “How many condoms can you put on your dick?” However, since we were unable to find anyone with a penis willing to undertake this assignment, we had to settle for answering the question “How many condoms can you put on a dildo?” The answer: a lot. Hundreds. Tons. Or at least a couple of pounds worth. See what happened as we layered on the latex.
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They said father did not keep his Life Insurance paid up!
It’s like he’s saying, “God, is that you?” and she’s saying, “God, what happened to you?”
22lb cat named Socrates
“Owner Bill Duncan, 52, had taken Socrates to the vet worried by his lack of get-up-and-go.
The verdict, not surprisingly, was that he was simply too fat to move, possibly because of his taste for cheese and onion crisps.”
“I hadn’t gotten old enough yet to realize that living sends a person not into the future but back into the past, to childhood and before birth, finally, to commune with the dead. You get older, you puff on the stairs, you enter the body of your father. From there it’s only a quick jump to your grandparents, and then before you know it you’re time traveling. In this life we grow backwards.
Audio file of postal workers hand cancelling stamps on letters in Ghana:
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“he slept for two days”
